oxygenisadrug:

octobur-morte:

IT’S BEEN 10 YEARS AND I FINALLY UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD

wow.

(Source: deppsydoodle, via basedjoeyjoe)

Today at work I was knitting in the hallway when this large black maintenance man came over and confessed to me his passion for crocheting. Needlework: breaking down stereotypes one burly janitor at a time. 

(Source: bondoge, via drparisa)

tastefullyoffensive:

Always Ready [via]

his pants are on the outside of his suit i am dying

mittymandi:

goddamned sea ass

mittymandi:

goddamned sea ass

(via andante-con-fuoco)

internetexplorers:

my favourite sex position is 9

that’s me

curled up in my bed

alone

crying

(via andante-con-fuoco)

#Homer Simpson don’t give a fuck about homosexuality.

there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ

And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo.

Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals

(Source: ghoststhatweknew, via andante-con-fuoco)